1. Take your intended on an afternoon fishing trip to a lake out in the middle of nowhere. 2. Make sure there is a dock. 3. Arrange for a scuba diver to lie waiting somewhere offshore. 4. When you arrive bait her hook and throw it in first. 5. The scuba diver will swim in, attach a clamshell with the ring inside to the end of the line, and then give it a tug as if there was a fish on the end. 6. When your love brings the line in, she will notice the clam. 7. When she opens it and sees the ring, that will be your cue to say , "There are many, many pearls in the sea But none of them are as nice as thee So with this ring, I ask you now Will you marry me! 13. Hopefully, her answer will be "YES."